Thursday, July 30, 2009

Fags who use comment moderation are fags.

Since when did the US turn into such a communist nation? People are so afraid nowdays that somebody is going to say something that they won't like, that the people simply MAKE it so you are unable to say anything at all. First there was Stalin, then there was comment moderation. You have to be a complete ball sniffing, penis sucking, vagina hating fag to do something as ridiculous as comment moderation. You want to spew your ridiculous views in your GAY blog, but if someone wants to comment on your nonsensical babblings; better send the KGB out to "silence" you. First there is comment moderation, next thing you know all those comment moderating fags are going to be touting about banning guns (oh wait... most of them already are!), outlawing pornography, and how beastiality marriages should be made legal. If Charlie can marry John, might as well throw Fido in there as well.

I think that everyone needs to stand up for free speech and stop these communist bastards from taking over our county before it is too late. (Hopefully it isn't too late already - Universal Health Care)

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

What is up with these tree hugging wanna be fags?

I mean, seriously. What is it with all this recycling crap. If you throw your crap in the ground you are recycling it dumbasses. Didn't the shit come from the ground to begin with? Who cares if we changed a few molecules here or there, just throw it in the hole and later on down the road somebody else will dig it up and use it again.

If you really want to recycle then do it the right way and recycle everything. You wipe your ass; hang the TP out to dry then reroll it and use it again. Used tampon; just rinse it off, dry it out and shove it back up there. Condom; turn it inside out and use it again. Feces; the shit was food once, put it on a plate and eat it again. Urine; so what it is yellow and smells funny, it will still quench your thirst.

I personally would never buy anything made out of recycled materials. I don't want my food to sit on a paper plate made out of old shit paper, nor would you catch me cleaning up my kitchen wearing latex gloves made out of someones old used condom. Recycling is just gross.

Destroying evil paper squares

I just bought this sweet glock, it is a CZ 9mm. I think that the Checkoslovakians make one bitching ass gun, so in their honor I named my gun Gay Jose Smith.









So Gay Jose Smith and I went out to the range so I could let him sniff my butt a little bit. After a good felching session we were ready to get to business. I ran a few baby chicks through it and man did it do good. I put so many holes in that target it looked like some 500 pound bitch's cellulite infested legs. I still haven't been able to shoot accurately while holding my glock sideways so i really practiced alot on that. I mean, if you can't shoot gangsta style why even shoot at all?



So after about 500 baby chicks I decided it was time to head home so I could oil up my glock and masturbate on it before I went to bed. I feel that you really have to treat your glock like a lady. Oil it up, stick your penis in its mouth, then blow your load all over it and slap it silly.