The small penis club

I am so glad that they have support groups for everything!

Because sometime you may want to know what it feels like to have sex like Turk:

"How to get laid" by Turk

1. Never talk to a woman, wait for her to come talk to you. Also, make sure you never make eye contact with her or even look at her for that matter.

2. When the server at the restaurant comes over and asks what you and your date would like, you ask "What is free?".

3. Bring your date to your place for movies; on your stolen cable.

4. Ask your date for gas money.

5. Tell your date how you are a sexual master, and you learned everything you know from the strippers at Roxy's when you were a bouncer there.