Kenny voted for Hillary Clinton. He couldn't vote for Trump since Trump is not a firm LGBT supporter.

Kenny loves when big fat nigger women shit in his mouth.

Kenny shits in Lee's mouth. And Lee shits in Kenny's mouth.

Everytime I see this....

it makes me think of Top of the chain.
Go get'em "buddy L"!

The Vagina Song

This should be Turk's new girlfriend. Check it.

Homo Elf Christmas

No Work Turk

The Seven Days remix:

Holy Turk song, Batman!

I am very distraught... someone made a song about Turk before I did!



Stay tuned for the "Turk" remix, coming soon!

I thought this was hilarious!

Office Secretary needs lost cat poster; hilarity ensues.

A recap of a night out to the casino....

A. Met up at hotshots. Drank lots of beer. Well, everyone drank lots of beer except Turk who is way too cheap to buy ANY kind of drink. Rob was supposed to show up, but as usual, he must have been to busy getting the diamond studded dildo up his ass.

B. Got a ride to ATM machine to withdraw money. Suprisingly, Turk DID withdraw money.

C. Get to casino and Lee wouldn't go in. Turk even managed to get everything free for Lee and he STILL would not go in. All I can say is: Giant Cupcake of the year award for Lee.



D. Even though Turk withdrew money, he did not spend one dime. If you withdraw it, spend it! For Turk:



E. Last, but not least, you can always count on Turk talking, and talking, and talking.

If Turk hit on a woman....

This is an artist's rendition of what it would look like if Turk actually hit on a woman.

Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back: The Gay Version

Nick + iPhone = Love

Here it is, irrefutable proof that Nickintosh really does love Apple and Steve Jobs. He is giving Steve a pat on the back while giving the iPhone a thumbs up! God, he might as well just take Jobs to bed and be done with it already.

The small penis club

I am so glad that they have support groups for everything!

Because sometime you may want to know what it feels like to have sex like Turk:

"How to get laid" by Turk

1. Never talk to a woman, wait for her to come talk to you. Also, make sure you never make eye contact with her or even look at her for that matter.

2. When the server at the restaurant comes over and asks what you and your date would like, you ask "What is free?".

3. Bring your date to your place for movies; on your stolen cable.

4. Ask your date for gas money.

5. Tell your date how you are a sexual master, and you learned everything you know from the strippers at Roxy's when you were a bouncer there.

EBP - Evil Black Pistol or Evil Black Penis

Well, do you? LMAO!

Talk about "Butthurt"

I bet these two can't WAIT to get home for the night...

To boldly go where no TURK has gone to avoid work before:

I always knew Turk and Lee liked the dark meat...

I bet this is Turk and Lee's dream come true:



I bet they both hoped that Obama and the Dems would pass the health care bill so they could get some free healthcare to take care of their HIV.

Turk: Sequence Duece

It has been awhile so I posted, so I had to post something so I could stay "cool".


Or should I say, taking it in the duece hole? Turk and Enrique really have some crazy nights! I bet Buddy L, Rufus and the dogs even join in from time to time.

Smearing dog shit on Rufus' ass

Well, Taupe of the Chain wanted more blogs about shit smearing and anal sex so here it is.


Now that is one tasty looking treat right there. I bet Top of the Chain would love to have a shit smearing threesome with Taupe of the Chain and Turk using this tasty treat. Hell, throw Rufus in there too and just make it a foursome. I bet that shit would make a good lube as they fuck each other in the ass.

Because blogging everyday is....

completely fagolicious.

Today's worthless blog; blogging everyday is gay. Seriously, everybody has a blog now. I have one. You have one. Your gay buttfuck buddy, Rufus, has one. Even the neighbor's dog you fucked in the backyard yesterday has one. Why is it NECESSARY to blog everyday? I would rather let Turk talk my ear off with his mindless blabbing then read blogs that read like bad first grade poetry.

Sailor's Delight?

Recently Buddy L over at the "Top of the Chain Bunker" posted about how he loves a sailor's delight. So I thought he would enjoy what I believe to be HIS sailor's delight:

People named TURK

To any normal person, being called "Turk" doesn't mean much. Hell, it probably means nothing at all. Let me tell you a little story about a man named "Turk".

Turk is a lazy shit bum. He has no job. When asked why he doesn't work, Turk's reply was "I don't think I would like working". Boy, what would this world do if people who didn't like working actually had to work?

Being a Turk also means that you have to lie. Not just lie about where you like your big black boyfriend to stick the soap, but lie about EVERYTHING. For example, Turk claims he has NEVER masturbated in his life. How many guys do you know that have NEVER masturbated? If you know any let me know, because I have a bridge I would like to sell you. His latest story was that he shot off a master lock with his 9mm from point blank range.

Oh, and to be a Turk you have to play pool all by yourself and then get pissed off when you beat yourself. Also, you have to buy a Mossberg 12 guage for $180, keep it in the box and never fire it for 20 years, then try and sell it for $400 and call it a "collector's item" (even though you can buy a brand new IDENTICAL Mossberg 12 guage brand new for $207).


Apparently Turk is the most women getting dude in all of Saint Charles County. I must say, I have never once seen him with a woman. In fact, I have never even seen him actually talk to a woman. He does seem to like having men as roommates though. Hmmmm... sounds like a flaming homo fag to me.

Food Chain

Apparently "Buddy L" AKA "Top of the Chain" likes to eat Zombie burgers. So to appease his communist Obama-ish ways I have redesigned the food chain. I will be waiting for the comment moderation KGB to come get me.

Shit candy for the eyes

My new favorite website.

Oh, my bad. I forgot how to correctly post html links. I guess you will just have to enjoy this instead:

State of the Union

I have noticed that lately people have been turning off their comments. I guess that making sweet, sweet anal love to a zombie is just offensive to some people so they decide they would rather display their love for anti-gun liberals and communists by turning off comments. Don't worry though, I am sure Obama would be proud of your censorship of free speech.

Oh, and for those who must know: http://www.geekstir.com/were-no-longer-at-the-top-of-the-food-chain

Just to spite....

All the blogging fags that blog fag like fag blogs, I will continue to blog about Gay Jose Smith.

E is for Enourmous Elephantitis Erections

E is for Epidermal Needle. I hate it when people with needle dicks stick it in my butt. When I get fucked in the ass I want it to bleed like a stuck pig.

B is for Butthole Raper

B is for Blasting my ass with penis juice. I love it when Gay Jose Smith shoots his penis juice after her butthole rapes me.

P is for Penis

P is for Pump. Like, I love it when Gay Jose Smith pumps me in the ass with his gigantic Penis.

I learned him a lesson

So I was standing out in front of the Top of the Chayne shelter this morning when I saw a black boy walking down the street. To my surprise I noticed he was carrying what appeared to be a model pistol. I felt fearful for my life, as it may have been a real gun, so I started bustin' caps at that darky. As he was running away I shouted, "You better run you damn spook! And don't you bring your mommy over heare or I'll bust caps at her spook ass too."

Fags who use comment moderation are fags.

Since when did the US turn into such a communist nation? People are so afraid nowdays that somebody is going to say something that they won't like, that the people simply MAKE it so you are unable to say anything at all. First there was Stalin, then there was comment moderation. You have to be a complete ball sniffing, penis sucking, vagina hating fag to do something as ridiculous as comment moderation. You want to spew your ridiculous views in your GAY blog, but if someone wants to comment on your nonsensical babblings; better send the KGB out to "silence" you. First there is comment moderation, next thing you know all those comment moderating fags are going to be touting about banning guns (oh wait... most of them already are!), outlawing pornography, and how beastiality marriages should be made legal. If Charlie can marry John, might as well throw Fido in there as well.

I think that everyone needs to stand up for free speech and stop these communist bastards from taking over our county before it is too late. (Hopefully it isn't too late already - Universal Health Care)

What is up with these tree hugging wanna be fags?

I mean, seriously. What is it with all this recycling crap. If you throw your crap in the ground you are recycling it dumbasses. Didn't the shit come from the ground to begin with? Who cares if we changed a few molecules here or there, just throw it in the hole and later on down the road somebody else will dig it up and use it again.

If you really want to recycle then do it the right way and recycle everything. You wipe your ass; hang the TP out to dry then reroll it and use it again. Used tampon; just rinse it off, dry it out and shove it back up there. Condom; turn it inside out and use it again. Feces; the shit was food once, put it on a plate and eat it again. Urine; so what it is yellow and smells funny, it will still quench your thirst.

I personally would never buy anything made out of recycled materials. I don't want my food to sit on a paper plate made out of old shit paper, nor would you catch me cleaning up my kitchen wearing latex gloves made out of someones old used condom. Recycling is just gross.

Destroying evil paper squares

I just bought this sweet glock, it is a CZ 9mm. I think that the Checkoslovakians make one bitching ass gun, so in their honor I named my gun Gay Jose Smith.









So Gay Jose Smith and I went out to the range so I could let him sniff my butt a little bit. After a good felching session we were ready to get to business. I ran a few baby chicks through it and man did it do good. I put so many holes in that target it looked like some 500 pound bitch's cellulite infested legs. I still haven't been able to shoot accurately while holding my glock sideways so i really practiced alot on that. I mean, if you can't shoot gangsta style why even shoot at all?



So after about 500 baby chicks I decided it was time to head home so I could oil up my glock and masturbate on it before I went to bed. I feel that you really have to treat your glock like a lady. Oil it up, stick your penis in its mouth, then blow your load all over it and slap it silly.